UPDATE: In the hours since this post was originally published yesterday, British newspaper UK Metro referred to America’s Queen of  Pop as “Whore Beyonce’” for Sunday night’s Grammy performance. C’mon, son. It was a risque performance, no doubt. Extra? Perhaps. Sexy? Yes, gawd!  But for Yeezus’s sake, she’s a pop star.  This is pretty much ...

If you’re reading this, you have an Internet connection. And because you have said connection, then you are undoubtedly aware that Beyoncé Knowles released an album out of nowhere last week on Friday. For the better part of the last 96 hours, the Internet has been going HAM about Beyoncé, the person and super-secret album of ...